when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw
you don’t get the paraglider before leaving the tutorial area in totk like you did in botw, you have to do a quick early game quest to get it. i didn’t know this. the game doesn’t tell you this. once you leave tutorial area you can explore in any direction you wish bc open world. i was doing just that, exploring in any direction i wished! collecting eggs from trees and ripping plants off the ground! imagine my surprise when i accompany lady impa on a hot air balloon ride to get a birds eye view look at stuff on the ground and she says to me “don’t worry, i’ll be able to get back down when i’m done here, you can just paraglide off now” when i don’t have the fucking paraglider
when i was a freshman in college i wanted to dress up for halloween because i thought surely college students would have the spirit. so i elected to put a whole entire Skull Kid from legend of zelda majora’s mask cosplay together and wear that fucking ensemble to college on halloween.
i step on campus and realize immediately that not one other person is dressed up. not so much as a cat ear headband. so imagine this fucking dude sitting in a class of otherwise normally dressed people looking like this. that was me. this was my 9/11
The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party
